Humorous Wedding Toasts to the Newlyweds :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Toasts to the NewlywedsLearning to LoveTo the newlyweds,When you learn to love hell, you will be in heavenForsake notForsake not an old wife, for the new is not comparable to her. A new wife is as new wine when she is old, thou shalt drink her with pleasure.A Clean ShirtHeres that you may always haveA clean shirtA clean conscienceAnd a dollar in our pocket.Health and ProsperityHeres to health and prosperity,To you and all your posterity.And them that doesnt drink with sincerity,That they may be damned for all eternity kickshawGetting married is like getting a masters degree in diplomacy.In just two short years you will mother the ability to tell your husband to go to hell,So that he will look forward to making the trip.Facing ProblemsSooner or later, in any marriage, you will encounter problems When this time comes, you must take the bull